

You inquire, we acquire.
These are the adventures of Acquisitions Incorporated, a workplace comedy set in a legalistic fantasy dystopia with a family-drama candy shell hugging a rich, chocolatey corporate-horror center.
Beacon
Jeremy Crawford
Game Master

Jerry Holkins
Omin Dran

Mike Krahulik
Jim Darkmagic

Jasmine Bhullar
Certainty Dran

Ify Nwadiwe
D.A.V.E.

Matthew Mercer
Bode Dran
Anna Prosser
Evelyn Marthain

1. A Franchise Divided: Acquisitions Inc LIVE at PAX Unplugged 2025
Matt Mercer joins GM Jeremy Crawford and players Mike Krahulik, Jerry Holkins, Ify Nwadiwe and Jasmine Bhullar in a game that promises to redefine Acquisitions, Inc as we know it. Last session ended with the gang plunging the Apocalypse Dagger into the heart of a mysterious reality-warping obelisk. The universe is changed forever, but HOW?

2. 3-Way Synergy: Acquisitions Inc LIVE at PAX East 2026
A liveplay in three-ish acts. Episode 2 of Acquisitions Inc picks up right where we left our heroes last session - and picks up a new hero, at that.

3. The Wedding of Jim Darkmagic: Acquisitions Inc LIVE at PAX West 2026
GM Chris Perkins presides. The Acquisitions, Inc. gang does their best to support their friend and coworker Jim Darkmagic through the sudden approach of a major life event.