1. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: African Barbary Falcon

What are the Pros and Cons of this falcon?

2. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Honduran Milk Snake

Patti ponders, is this animal a dog or a snake?

3. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Squirrel Monkley

How much will this monkey shit on camera?

4. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Armadillo

Will this Armadillo come out & fight Patti?

5. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Fennec Fox

Cutest fox in the whole world VS. Patti the human

6. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Snowy Owl

Reuniting Patti with her mom AKA this Snowy Owl but all they do is recite all 7 Mystic Pizza films?

7. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Blue-Fronted Amazon Parrot

What does Patti teach this dumb bird to say?

8. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Alligator

This Alligator feels like a gross ass foot!

9. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Chilean Flamingo

This Flamingo has TOO MUCH DANDRUFF

10. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Patagonian Cavy

Cursed rat is supposedly only "one" animal, okay Nick.

11. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Kookaburra

Nick tells racist jokes & this bird with a knife for a mouth laughs at Patti just like her mom.

12. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: Otter

Patti interviews Splash, the cocaine rat, they get along swimmingly despite Nick's attempts to condescend.

13. Patti Reviews Exotic Animals: White Kangaroo

Wait Nick I have a pouch, am I a marsupial?