1. The Cry of a Hungry Baby

A man coerces a group into servitude by eating glass; a criminal loses his popular appeal when he fails to get arrested. Also: a trip to a convenience store results in a phone call to the President.

2. What to Think

A TV show about the little-known 13th apostle; a support group for heterosexuals; a corporation that features a lovable mascot in its vulgar ads. Also: "Golden Books for Seniors"; and a naked-puppet act.

3. We Regret to Inform You

An accident in editing combines a couple's honeymoon video with a porn film; an actor prepares for a role as a mental patient--by having a lobotomy; and a pair of college-basketball recruiters target a toddler prospect.